Hola Amigos,
I am super excited about turning 70 years old on December 22, 2020 and I randomly thought (yesterday) it would be awesome to celebrate my Surprise Birthday virtually -- because that is what every 70 year old dreams of, right? Well, at least that is what I am telling myself and all my friends.
All jokes aside, I do not usually celebrate my birthday in the United States because I am in Mexico surrounded by loved ones and family. But like everything else (except the election) the pandemic has ruined every normal thing that I am used to doing. Well, I guess that is not entirely true because I am still writing colorful emails and spamming all my community partners and friends, and they love it.
Anyways, don't act like you have never been in a conversation with me -- you know I am a great listener, I don't say much and I am shy. So...I am putting together a last minute virtual SURPRISE birthday bash and roast. I would love for you to join me for my big 7-0 -- and because I am pretty hip for 70, here are the deets (that means details):
Hosted by: Senator Mike McGuire and Herman's son
When: Tuesday, December 22, 2020 | Time: 7pm - 8:15pm
RSVP/Register: https://HermansBdayBash.ggo.bid | Where: Online (duh, it's 2020)
Description: Join us for a virtual celebration and roast in honor of Herman J. Hernandez' 70th birthday that will benefit the Russian River Rotary's holiday meals for low income seniors and community members. It will be co-hosted by Senator Mike McGuire and Herman's oldest Son. Expect a jammed packed 1 hour and 15 minutes of hilarious entertainment and surprises including musical performances by international artists plus many live and pre-recorded roasts and tributes to the man, the myth, the legend. Help us celebrate 70 years of Herman, and 52 years of service to his community.
Hoping you can make it (I know it's short notice), and I promise I will act incredibly surprised to see you. Muchimas gracias -- thank you so much and take care!
Thank You,
Herman J. Hernandez
PS: Herman obviously didn't write this because there are hardly any spelling mistakes.
p.p.s. RSVP by clicking the "Register then Donate to Herman's Cause NOW!" button at the top of this page.
p.p.p.s. And since I know you're like me and we old dogs can still learn new tricks, here's a short video about how to sign up and place online bids.
Practice on me now, so you're ready for the Crab Feed on January 30th!
